*Mykie makes noises* (kinda sounds like a moose) I’m excited! *More Mykie noises* I am living life on the edge Bright, blue hair White seats Some people parachute, some people skydive, some people fire breathe This is my thing. Ooh, let’s do auto pilot (ee-ee) My car is driving us to the place that’s going to put Cemented rhinestones onto my teeth. So, my friend Kaleb is super cool And he’s always had these little diamonds on his teeth And I’ve never seen anything like that before, ever, and I asked him if I could copy him After years of admiring sparkly teeth And he said yeah, so he hooked it up, and I’m gonna I’m gonna try these things out. I asked him a little bit about it He said that he can do everything normally they said that they last through eating and brushing and He’s had them for years. He takes them off, every once in a while and gets different colored jewels But he has them on all the time, so they seemed to last, and He usually gets his done in San Francisco, and I had a hard time finding anyone in LA that would do them There’s only one actual shop I found that would do them I called a bunch of tattoo parlors, and they were like no one really does them anymore They were Trendy in the 90s Which might explain my love for them, since I love anything from the 90’s But I don’t get why more people don’t do them since there’s so temporary and they seem to be pretty darn safe And I mean one of the worst things that could happen is I read that it could discolor your tooth in that area I didn’t have any issues when I got my braces taken off with discoloration or anything, so I think I’m good there And I guess you could swallow them, if they fall off in your sleep or get in your food But then you’d just poop them out and then your poop will be sparkly. What’s so bad about that? This is Heather She’s beautiful and amazing And she’s puttin’ things on my teeth We’re trying to figure out what- What teeth… Can house such things…. Talkin’ like I’m on Game of Thrones Whoo- Thank you. I haven’t seen ’em yet- Well, I took a peek in the dark. I can’t see ’em from here *laughs* Aw, they’re so cute! So guys, my teeth are do- aw, you can see it really well here AaAaAaHhhhhh Aren’t they pretty? They’re so dainty, and pretty! *squeals* I love them!
-Heather was super cool We couldn’t film it because it’s top secret But I’ll put her information down in the description If you want to find her and things and things, and you can get the top secret info yo self. This is Kaleb Hi, Kaleb. Look at his teeth Focus… Can you see them? He’s got two on his teeth, and every time he smiles at me for the last… Many years I’ve been like He’s so cool This is Paige! Paige: Hello! This is his lovely wife Paige Paige: Yes? Caleb Paige Caleb Caleb’s got cool things in his teeth, now so do I! I can’t eat for the first hour, or drink anything an hour after these are on- just to be safe. The hour’s almost up And I’m hungry. Are you hungry Caleb? *airhorn sound*
Caleb: I’m ready to eat Gooooo!
*another airhorn sound* So, let’s go eat. That’s me, I’m a spicy ginger Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding *Mikey rolls her tongue* Paleb and Cage
*double airhorn for the goals* GOOOAAAAALLLLSSSS *funky music for the cool montage* Are they still there? Yeah, I’m happy. I like them. Worth it so far! Unless they fall off… then maybe not. But. *Mikey having way too much fun with the airhorn noise*