My name is Mrigank Raj but I’m popularly known as ‘dhakkan’ (dumbo). Now, whether they call me so with love or if it’s a mockery, even I couldn’t figure out till now. I’ve had only three dreams since childhood… To make my parents proud, to have a humble living but earn plenty of societal respect, and lastly, to make friends that last a lifetime. All these three birds had to be killed with one stone… It was my dream to get enrolled in the biggest college of my town. Father had to sell his scooter to pay my college fee. And now, my poor dad will have to travel like a commoner in bus just so his son doesn’t have to struggle in life. Hey, brother? Hey, brother? This room… A… Where is A wing Room #158? All the rooms uptil Room #130 is in the Gatka Wing… and… this one must be in Pochinki. Gutka (chewing tobacco)? Son, read it carefully… Uncle, that’s what is written! Gatka, Georgopol. A wing, B wing is for the administration. This is ‘hostel culture’. You will also learn in sometime. Let me see! This is in Pochinki only, fucker! [Mother gasps] You’re so ill-mannered! Abusing in front of Aunt? Uncle, everyone abuses there! Give it some time, he’ll also start abusing soon! What? No Mom, I won’t abuse! You go. Anyway, you’re getting late. And yes… Welcome to college! Thank you. [Indistinct chatter] Mom dad didn’t realize even after getting such a solid warning and came to the wing to be the butt of all jokes. Hey Aunty, cleaning is not required today. Please ask the ones next door. I felt like disfiguring his face but then I looked at his biceps… Hello… Hi! Myself, Mrigank. Your new roommate. This late? Being late by a week or two is common but you’re 2 months late dude! Yes, I got the last counselling seat. Why are you standing here? Go in! Everyone seems ill-mannered here. You’ll live with these kind of people? Now what can I do, Mom? Come inside.
– I’ve been allotted this room only. Bro, who is this idiot without a helmet? These days people don’t go on the road without a helmet… and he’s come to PUBG without it? That’s it. He’ll be fined. He’s a new player – newbie! What’s the fine for being without a helmet in the game? HEADSHOT! [both laugh] Shit! Did Aditya just cross me? Bro! ‘Aditya Sir’! And he’s not come online in the last 2 months. He’s not going to show up on our map! This must be some other Aditya. Son, this ‘Adityaji’…is he your Sir (professor)? No, Aunty. He’s not our teacher. He’s our PUBG Guru. Dettol still might not be able to kill 100% germs, but he doesn’t spare anybody. Ha! Dude! Baba is gone! Aunty, you disturbed me! I’m not getting a good feeling about these boys! It’s all young blood! Uncle? Come son, sit here. No, Uncle! This is my bed. You please get up and sit there. Let’s move. Come, sit. Assholes, how many times I have warned you to play carefully? How many times will we lose to those Gatka wing boys? If things continue like this then we’ll only embarrass ourselves at the ‘Inter-Wing PUBG MOBILE Championship tournament’. Baba bro, please chill. We will figure out something. We will only win! Hail PUBG!! You guys are still here? Let’s go, it’s already 6 PM! Oh my god! It’s 6 PM. Let’s go otherwise Chandru will leave. God bless you, son. Aunty, please move your leg. I need to take my bag! Mom, I’ve set up everything. Good job! That was really quick. You know there really wasn’t much to set up. In the entire year they got me one pair of shirt and trouser. And that too during Diwali. Every time I asked for something, all I got was anger. But they’re still my parents. Yes Mom, I’ve learnt from you only. Shall we go now? Yes, let’s go. Listen! Give him that. Oh yes! Mom? Now, son, we don’t know much about it. This piece seemed appropriate so I bought it. This looks very expensive! Dad, you just paid my college fee. And above that you sold your scooter also. Mom, you should’ve explained to him to use this money at home. Son, we don’t always have to wait for Diwali to gift you something. But listen, study religiously. And don’t get involved in unnecessary troubles. [indistinct chatter] Auto! Auto! The auto is here. Listen, keep in mind whatever we’ve told you. Focus on your studies. And choose your company wisely. There was a time when every time
my parents left, it felt like freedom. But I don’t know why I am feeling very bad today. Don’t worry, Dad I’ll be so engrossed in my studies that
there will be no time for any unnecessary trouble. [sudden excitement] Let’s go! Let’s go! [firecrackers] Hey you! Stop right there! Sir, honestly. I didn’t see their faces. They had covered them with handkerchiefs. You’re lying again! Since when do hostel boys carry handkerchiefs? Then it might be vests. It was dark so I couldn’t see clearly. But I know… Baba, DK and this Monty! They’ve been in the hostel for only 2 months but are already such a pain in the ass! See! If you know, tell me. It’ll be easier to catch them; otherwise I know ways to get things out. Say! On one hand, it was the promise that I made to my parents, and on the other, friends that were to last a lifetime. So I kept quiet. Now if you burst 1000 firecrackers, some sparks will obviously come your way. I have helped as much as I could. Because of me, they will get off easily. Mark my words, they’ll always be indebted to me. They’re coming now. Watch! [Mrigank laughs] Bro, we have to slaughter him! [rhythmic music] No worries! I saved my bathing time today. Now I’ll sit on the first bench instead of Sheetal. Now take my photo! One! Two! Three! Four! Guys, it’s also Mrigank’s birthday today! Come on! [all cheer] It looked like they were going to beat me up a lot. But I am also a Gandhiwadi. No matter how much they beat me, I’ll take it all! Happy Birthday! No worries! I hadn’t celebrated my birthday for a long time… Did you have fun today? We will celebrate together! Guys, everyone please have the cake. Eat. Nobody has targeted me in the past one week! Gandhiji was right… With kindness, you can win anybody’s heart. If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other cheek. [laughs] Sheetal! Why are you hitting me? You asshole! You’ll hit on me? You want to have fun? I’m your ‘time-pass’?
– Have some respect, SheetalI Take a look in the mirror. Who’ll be interested in you? I mean, sister… when did I tease you? I accepted your friend request thinking
you might need help with studies. But you directly asked for nudes! But I don’t even have a facebook account! Oh oh oh! So people have put your picture on a fake profile? Girls! He is a creep! A pervert! God knows who gives admission to people with such a mentality! Give me your sister’s number. I’ll forward these messages to her. Oh let me guess… you don’t have a sister. You know why? You know why? Because boys like you don’t deserve a sister! Eh! I think it was a bit too much bro. Bro, how is it our fault that a firecracker
turned out to to be a nuclear bomb? Send me a request. Let’s play. [whistling] [water running] [whistling continues] Oh bro! At least lock the door! Bro! Come out if you’re done already. Give the others a chance too. Why were you wasting water? A handful of water would have been enough for you. [Mrigank cries] Bro I was just kidding! You’ll be able to impress Sheetal! I don’t want to impress Sheetal! Oh the grapes are sour. Don’t worry! There are 5 other girls in your batch. You are lucky bro! Dude I don’t want to impress anybody. Do I look like a pervert? Sheetal was like a sister to me. My roommates created my fake
facebook profile and took away my sister Those Pochinki wing guys? They are chill dudes! Chill? Do you know what they did to me on my very first day? Take a guess. Let me tell you! Hmmm… So now batchmates have started ragging instead of seniors. Yes. Since we became innocent, the whole world has become a crook! Do you want to compromise or fight? Fight! But it is difficult to find them alone, and I can’t hit them all at once. They are always engrossed in PUBG. So why don’t you get into PUBG and take your revenge? How do you think they became friends with each other in the first place? By playing PUBG MOBILE! Times have changed bro! The wing or room you belong to is not important these days But what is important is the PUBG clan you belong to! And if you really want to take revenge, then hit where it’ll hurt them the most. In ERANGEL! Now where is that? You’ll know that only after you play! Defeat them in the Inter-Wing PUBG MOBILE Championship tournament. But I don’t know how to play PUBG MOBILE and they play really well! Now where will I find someone who plays better than them? Hey Aditya, Let’s go have tea! Wait! I’ll be there in 5 minutes. Aditya sir? What happened? Aditya [makes gun sounds] sir? Stupid! See this! You get chicken in the mess only once a week. And your roommates eat away the leg piece. If this is not cheating, then what is? But this won’t happen in PUBG MOBILE Now the king’s son alone won’t have chicken dinner! Only the deserving ones will have it! Understood? Yes. Enemies ahead! [gun firing] Jump! Jump! Jump! Aye! Jump at a 45 degree angle! How many times have I told you to jump at an acute angle! Such a bad landing this was! What do I do? I have never sat on an airplane. I get nervous. I just keep praying for a peaceful landing. Aye! Aye! Just do it quietly now! [gun firing] Come on! Come on! Come on! Take the vehicle and go to the hospital. Ah! Aye what are you doing? Enough sir! My fingers are hurting now. We might really have to go to the hospital. Let it be please! Stupid! Sartaj got his thumb cut. Eklavya donated it. And you? Keep sucking your thumb! You reminded me of Sartaj ji, sir! [Singing] Do or die… A perfect headshot! Enemies ahead! Very good! Come, I am waiting for you! [gun shots] [indistinct chatter] [gun shots] Hey that’s your own teammate! Oh! Sorry, sorry. [laughs] Mrigank! [pats back] You’re ready now. I’m adding you to the hostel WhatsApp group. Okay? Just keep practicing. Shh! What’s going on? Silence please! See, we understand that you’ve retired, but you can come once a month, no? We’ll also end up practicing for the Inter-Wing PUBG MOBILE Championship tournament. Please understand, Aditya. Sir! Aditya Sir! Please understand. Please. See, I’m done playing. There are so many star players in the college,
why don’t you ask them? We did ask them… What? Kronten, is it so bad that we’ll have to play
PUBG MOBILE with these noobs? No, I mean, we were just asking if one of you were free to… Bro, I don’t know about me. But you guys should ask Rawknee… he is the ‘Proest of the pros’! No, no. This can’t happen! We won’t play with you. Gotiya, take these boys away! Arrogant! Hmmm… I just don’t get time anymore, dude. You’ll have to find a new player who is not
a part of any squad. Recently some guy got added to the hostel
PUBG MOBILE group. MTanK! Meet him. He’s a great player! Ma’am, how much I have to pay? INR 10,586. Kill! Kill! Kill! Bro, he reduced my health by throwing that grenade. Don’t just sit there and sunbathe dude! Throw a smoke. You throw a smoke. What smoke bro? [indistinct chatter] What are you doing? Look back. He’s on such a killing spree! Come on! Come on! Baba, cover me! Cover me! Bro just be on my left! Baba, cover me! Cover me! Just kill him dude! Bro! My health is less than 50%. What is he doing dude? Bro why aren’t we sticking together? [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter] Kill! Kill! Kill! [indistinct chatter] What are you doing guys? How is this even possible? He beat us 3 times in a row! Guys, we’re at Diamond level! Maybe he is an Ace level player? How is that possible? We’ll play one more game. Best of 7! [gunshots] He is not even letting me spawn. Who is this guy? He threw 4 grenades right where I was respawning. Woohoo! Yes! Yay! Oh! The date… date… datesheet has come [coughs] I’m going to the class, guys. I need to study and take the exams. Where did MTanK go? Oh, he’s back. [gunshots] Blue team victory! Hey, I’ve decided… I’m going to send a request to MTanK. If he joins our team, we’ll only win the Inter-Wing PUBG MOBILE
Championship tournament. Yes bro. Before this, only Aditya Sir could play this well in the hostel. Ninja Acrobats! What? Ninja Acro- what? What a noob you are, dude! Someone in this world has got MTanK as their roommate! And who did we get? You! That’s fine bro. He hasn’t seen his gameplay. He is never around when MTanK plays. We’ll show you next time, you’ll understand. Bro listen. Are you still upset about that fake account incident? I felt like torturing and killing him
the way I beat him in PUBG MOBILE. Not at all! All this keeps happening between friends! Now we don’t know if we will be there tomorrow or not, but we’ll cherish all these moments. All these are memories brother! Guys, it’s almost 6’o clock! MTanK hasn’t accepted our request yet. What will we do if he doesn’t come online today? What will we do! We’ll call Guddu only. You send me a request, dude. Tcch! Saw a pretty girl and started teasing her! Which pretty girl? Me! You fool! You sent her inappropriate messages from this phone only, right? Showing off Dad’s money? Sheetal! Please ask your boyfriend to stop. He is not my boyfriend, he is my brother! What? You made another brother in my absence? Aye! We are four brothers. Four! Yes. Each one of us will come and beat you. Look, please try and understand. Sheetal might be a beautiful girl… Might be? Might be? She is a beautiful girl! But I have no interest in her. I have already said sorry for that incident! You’re wasting both our time. Let’s just finish it here. Let’s finish it off! You are right. Thank god! At least someone in their family is wise. Let’s do one thing!
– Yes? At 6’o clock, we all four brothers will come together… Okay. And we will all beat you up. It will save both of us time. C’mon sister… let’s go have some food. What? There is tension on both sides in the room. They think that if MTanK doesn’t come today, they’ll be in trouble but little do they know that MTanK is already in trouble. Sheetal was right. Rather than getting beaten up every day, it’s better to finish it off in one go. Yes. Today is just a bad day Whenever this noob used to go out, MTanK would come online… But today, that didn’t happen either. Today, along with my bones, I can picture all my 3 dreams breaking as well. Parents’ respect has gone for a toss; I never managed to get any respect in the first place; and friends… Well, nevermind. Come brothers, fulfill your wishes one by one. Everyone does not have to hit you one by one I will only beat you. I knew that I might get beaten up someday, but never thought teasing Sheetal
would be the reason behind it. Remember today’s beating! Whenever you see any pretty girl in future, remember today’s day. You will get scared even at the thought of teasing that girl. You… Hey! Don’t you dare touch him. He is our roommate. Why? Who wants a taste of the hockey stick? Come, I will make you taste it. [laughs] Really Kabir Khan? You got a hockey stick with you? Such deep friendship? All of you will get beaten up. Each and every one of you. Hey! You are not from the hostel, right? Leave, before we make you leave. We have the new don of our hostel! [all cheer] I am giving you my spare phone for PUBG MOBILE. return it in the 4th year. Listen MTanK. Please accept our request now. Our squad will be complete then… Bihari Cowboys! Guys! do you want to play at my Tactical spot? Yes! Let’s put this bed the way it was before I came to this room. Come on, let’s do it. It was this side, right? No, no, here. Come on, let’s go to Pochinki! No, not Pochinki, let’s go to Novo. Let’s play a little safe. Let’s go to School. It will be fun. One minute! One minute! We will do whatever MTanK says. Right! Should we play a TDM then? TDM gets over very soon. Bro, PUBG MOBILE is about survival. Yeah, true.