A: Have I got anything in my teeth?
Z: No, have I? A: Just a big tooth.
This is the first video I’ve filmed like this for probably like eighteen years. Z: No you didn’t we did one with Mark for his main channel.
A: Oh bloomin’ heck. Z: You’ve got a little… *noise in background* You actually made me jump then,
but what what was that? A: I think it was one of the pictures on there. Z: Oh my god, yeah, it was the picture of me
and you. It just fell off the wall. A: Oh bloomin’ heck.
A: Someone doesn’t like us in this house!
Z: That is weird as hell! A: As soon as you touch my face
and we film together someone’s just like… Z: That’s so creepy!
A: Alright, someone doesn’t want me in the video. Don’t worry, you can do it by yourself. Z: Don’t leave me in here! Z: Hello everybody! As you may see. If you haven’t been watching Alfie’s vlogs, or my vlogs… Do you think there are any people
that don’t watch our vlogs? Z: There probably are.
A: Yeah, I think about this all the time.
Think how many people– Already going on a tangent… Follow you on Instagram, probably don’t even know you make videos. A: I always think about stuff like that.
Z: Mind blown! A: Yeah!
Z: Okay, so for those of you who might not know, I’m gonna leave a link to all of our…
A: Socials. vlogs and social things because I do always say that is the best way to keeping up to date with what we’re doing. WE’VE MOVED HOUSE! A+Z: Yeeey!
Z : Give me some! Z: Me and Alfie have moved house. This has been a really long… time consuming process.
A: Process. And I feel like now I’m just at a point where… I’m kinda happy with like…
A: What, with that picture? Grab them that picture frame, show them– *laughing* A: This is– we’re still in a moving process, for example Zoe’s picture frame on the side
Z: For example my picture frame has this gorgeous photo in it..
A: That’s so cute.
Z: ..that says M&S home. Z: Packing and unpacking takes sooo much longer than I thought it was going to! So much longer.
A: We have so much more crap than what I thought we had.
Z: Yeah. Z: I’ve been vlogging on my other channel, but I haven’t done like a sit down video in a really long time. So the background is different. We’re currently in my office! So for this video, which we’ve actually wanted to do for a really long time… I let Alfie do my ASOS shop. A: Although, you didn’t let me do your shop,
I just shopped for you, I paid for it. Z: You just did it.
A: I paid for all of this.
Z: I basically said to Alfie “go on ASOS and pick the things that you think I will like”.
A: No, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Z: You didn’t pick things you thought I would like?
A: No?! Z: That’s the whole point!
A: It wasn’t! It wasn’t!
Z: Yes it was! So is it just things you want me to wear?
A: Yeah! Z: Oh Alfie!
A: That’s what I thought it was! Surely the whole point is one partner shops for what they would like the other partner to wear. Z: Well I think it’s like…
A: Otherwise you can all buy it yourself and I’m shopping for yourself.
Z: But I wanted to see if you would pick things that I would pick.
A: No, I picked things that I want you to wear. It’s a lingerie haul with this. You know that, yeah? Z: No
A: Imagine if it was all underwear! It’s not, it’s not. But also, I did buy this stuff… Z: A long time ago.
A: … in the old house, so over 2 months ago so I can’t.. Genuinely don’t know how many items
I’ve bought or what I’ve bought. I also had to order it twice ’cause I ordered it
and my card got rejected. And than I ordered it again and there
wasn’t a pair of trousers. Should I just get it?
Z: Yeah. *clapping*
A: It doesn’t seem very big. Z: Anytime I do an ASOS shop, you guys know how… Like they normally send it to me
in a cardboard box and that’s when you know you’ve gone overboard.
A: But you’re tiny so a top for you is probably like this big.
Whereas a top for me is like..
Z: Yeah, but still, this is quite small on the ASOS packages scale. A: I think there’s like 12 items in here.
Z: Okay I’m really excited. A: Should I open it and pass it to you one by one?
Z: It’s been so long our address has faded of the package.
A: Should we see when it got delivered? Z: 6th of May.
A: 6th of May. Z: Or is that the 5th of June? No, the 6th of May that got delivered. Sorry I just scratched you. A: I don’t even know what I’ve ordered. This is so exciting for you, I should’ve done one in..
Z: IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS! A: Can we do one but..
Z: Oh my god, there’s something brown, what is that?! When have you ever seen me wear anything brown?
A: But this is what I want you to wear. Z: BROWN!
A: This is what I want you to wear. Yeah, these are cool. Z: Okay. A: Wait, keep the labels on it in case we have to return in I paid for all of these.
Z: So these are some brown chinos.
A: *laughs and claps* Do you know why I bought–
Z: *laughs* A: Why are you laughing?
Z: I don’t know. A: Do you not like them? Z: No *laughs* A: Do you know why I bought them?
Z: Why? A: Have you seen Liza Koshy wearing like trousers? Z: No.
A: You’ve never ever seen on her Instagram?
She wears like trousers. Z: No.
A: They look really good.
Z: I mean I’m gonna give them a try. Guys I’m gonna try these on.
No, I trust your judgement. I just have never owned a pair of brown chinos. And I just think that is so funny that’s the first thing that I pick out of
‘Boyfriend does my ASOS’ like haul. Some brown chinos!
*laughs* We were literally saying the other day – you used
to wear chinos in sixth form!
A: Look, like trousers and stuff. Z: They’re black trousers! Not brown chinos! I’m gonna put them on, I might actually
love them. You never know.
A: I think they’re gonna look great. Z: I’m quite open to new styles. A: What I think they woulde have looked..
I probably saw them.. I probably searched like… ‘slim trousers’ and than I just thought: “Yeah, the model looks good in them,
Zoe will look good”
Z: That’s one thing ASOS does really well.
A:That’s probably why I’ve bought them.
Z: Yeah. A: That’s probably why I bought all–
You know it’s all brown?
Z: Okay, this… Looks… Very up my street.
A: I didn’t know what sizes to go for. Z: Awww… You got all the right sizes! I’m impressed. This is a very Zoe T-shirt. You can’t go wrong with cream and navy straps.
Do you know what? This might look lovely with the chinos.
Is that what you were thinking or have I just put that together?
A: We’ll just have to wait and see. Z: I really like this, Alfie. A Star.
A: It looks quite big though. Z: This is a 4, so it might be just like oversized.
A: Yeah. Z: I like that. A: Yeah? Do you like it?
Z: Yeah, I’m gonna put that on with the chinos. A: We’ll see if Zoe actually likes it, because–
Z: Yeah, I do! I promise! A: If she ever wears it, that means she actually likes it.
Z: There’s more brown, Alfie! A: What’s wrong with brown?
Z: Clearly, I have brown missing from my wardrobe. A: Yes? Come on, take those.
Z: I’m gonna go for this brown. What? What are these? A: I don’t have a clue, that why I’m laughing. It looks like a wrinkled ball bag. Look at it!
Z: I love wrinkled ball bags. Oh my god, what are these?
A: Oh, they’re sick! I remember the model looking really good in these. That’s why. Z: So these are like, you know like the super baggy like… A: What are they called?
Z: Haremy trousers. A: Yeah, they have a name. Z: Okay, yeah. I definitely–
A: I think they’re gonna look great. Z: I definitely don’t have any
of these currently in my wardrobe. A: Do you not think they’re gonna look good?
Z: Maybe… I mean, to be fair… I can put these things on and absolutely love them.
A: I think so. Z: I used to have a pair of these. Ummm… When I was about…
I wanna say like 8 or 9.
A: 4. Z: And it did look like I ha– Cause they’re so saggy it makes you look a bit like you’ve got a nappy bum. But…
A: No, I just think that’s just like the… Z: I like them.
A: Travel Instagram look. Z: Yeah.
A: So what we do is we just like go
in the paddling pool in the garden… Take a picture from above, it looks like you’re in the sea, cause it’s blue… Z: But why would you wear those in the sea? A: Yeah, let’s not do that.
Z: No. A: This one– *laughs* Z: Oh please tell me this is not a skirt. Oh… A: But wait! Wait. I also feel– Wai! I also feel like ASOS is one of those websites, where stuff looks good then it turns up–
no offence to ASOS… I don’t order stuff on ASOS myself so I’m just guessing. It turns up and you’re like: “Oh, this looks
sh** compared to what I thought” Z: Sometimes. It’s a little… Pink…
A: *laughs* That–
Z: It’s a little pink textured skirt. A: That would look good on like
a six year old going to ballet. Let’s return that one. A: Close your eyes.
Z: I think it’s really cute that you–
A: Oh, this is good! Z: I think it’s really cute that you’ve picked–
This looks a bit saucy. A: No, this isn’t saucy. That’s just like a tiny little…
Z: Aww, like a little bralette.
A: Yeah! Z: Yeah, that’s cute. I like that. A: I like it.
Z: What would you say– What would
you suggest I wear this with? A: Your brown trousers? Yeah, look, see? It’s got a little bit of cloth.
Z: Yeah. A: So you can’t see your nips.
Z: That is nice. A: I don’t know if it’s gonna be too big or small or–
Z: That’s what I’m looking at.
A: I think it’s too big. Z: Cause you can’t adjust the straps, so we– Oh, they’re elasticy. We’ll soon find out.
A: Yeah. Close your eyes. Hands out. What the bloody hell is that? There we go.
Z: Cheap Monday. Is it just the Cheap Monday T-shirt?
A: I don’t know.
Z: This is for you. You just sort of slipped in there.
A: It looks a bit the same size as… A piece of tissue. Oh that’s cool. Oh… Nice, little sleevelessy kind of job.
Z: Okay, so… It’s got like a kind of high neck. A bit.
A: Yeah. And then short sleeves.
Z: And then very short sleeves. It’s quite a cool style.
A: Mmm… Look nice with some brown trousers.
Z: I could maybe wear those with your brown trousers. That’s nice. Probably more expensive than it’s…
A: Can people comment down below what they actually like from this video and what they don’t, cause I genuinely think this is gonna be… I think this is nice.
Z: Yeah, I do. Yeah, it’s quite like a… It’s got… The colours are very autumnal right now. A: Yeah, not always. Some of the stuff
in here, bloody heck! Z: Apart from the little pink skirt.
A: You ready? Should we just go in?
A: Close your eyes.
Z: Okay. ASOS petite denim dress in pink and white stripes with a tie. Oh I like the sound of this!
A: Mhm. Z: Ohhh, this looks really cute! I really like this, Alfie! A: I think it’s very cool.
Z: I actually would have bought this for myself. A: Yeah?
Z: Yeah. And you like tie the… Little like… You ca tie as tight as you want.
The only thing is it looks massive. A: No, I got it in small size. Z: It is a 4. So this is the size…
A: Yeah. I think it’s meant to be slightly bigger. Because the reason I got skirt,
is cause then you can wear it
with brown trousers underneath. Next up…
Z: Yeah. Oh, this looks nice. So this looks like a… Grey like, is it a body or is it a crop top? A: Yeah, just a tiny little…
Z: It’s cute, a little crop top… A: Yeah.
Z: Bandeau thing. A: Just if it’s nice weather,
we’re messing around in the garden…
Z: Yeah, I like that. That’s really cute and you can adjust the straps as well.
A: Mhm. Z: Nice. Very nice. A: Bloody hell, what is this?
Z: Decent size. A: It looks like, you know when you have to
buy those certain school uniforms? Doesn’t it look like one of those
little girl school dresses?
Z: Yeah. I hope it is! A: Oh, I think it’s a skirt. That does not look nice. Oh… It’s trousers! No, I like these.
Z: Oh my gosh. A: I like these.
Z: We’ve got picnic blanket trousers…
A: Look at this! Z: Do you know what, I actually do quite like these. A: I like them. Z: Does this tie up?
And look at this you tie this around, yeah.
Z: Oh, into a bow! Okay, I like these trousers, Alfie.
A: I like that. And then what you can do…
Z: I thought it was like a long skirt, I was a bit like… A: Is you can do the old little foldy
tight around the ankle technique.
Z: Yeah! Okay. I’m excited to try those one on, actually. A: This one here.
Z: This looks cute. Your phone is ringing. A: My mum? Hello? Z: Some little…
A: I think these are cute. Pink… Shorts. With like lace detailing. These are very cute. A: Just like…
Z: Oh, I could wear it with the little grey crop top. A: Yeah, with the little black one.
Z: On a sunny day. Look.
A: I just thought these are really nice just like… Chilling around the house… Z: It’s so funny. It’s like so interesting
the things you’ve picked.
A: Why? Z: Because… There’s a lot of pink. And I didn’t think you would have
put me in pink. I don’t know. A: Why?
Z: I don’t know! I really like these.
A: No, I just thing I bought a lot of like… delicate clothing.
Z: Yeah. A: Last one, I can actually remember what this is,
but this is quite out there. Z: Wow!
A: Oh, I think I remember what this is.
Z: Is this a jumper? A: It’s not a jumper. Z: What is it? A: I think I know what it is. Z: Oh, it’s a jumper dress.
A: It’s a dress. Z: Ohhh, okay. I do feel like orange
is one of my colours. Do you?
A: Yeah. Yeah. So it’s like… You know when you
borrow like one of my hoodies sometimes and you wear them with
just like knickers underneath around the house. Z: Yeah.
A: So it’s like that kind of thing, but purposely for that. Z: I quite like this, you know? I think this is quite nice. Roll the sleeves up…
A: Yeah. Z: Okay. No, I actually… I’m quite impressed, Alfie.
A: I feel like I’ve done well. I’m happy.
Z: Yeah! Which thing of those do you not like? A: I mean, this is like…
Z: Yeah, that is not cute. A: That’s not very nice.
Z: No. I mean, it might look nice on some people, but I just…
I don’t remember the last time I wore like a… freely mini skirt. Don’t break it, I have to send it back. A: No, I paid for–
Z: Do you think we can send it back now?
It’s been so long. A: Probably not.
Z: Oh, Alfie… You look gorgeous. Z: I think this was my favourite. I think this could look really cute.
A: I think– No, I think maybe you might have to wear a belt.
Cause I don’t know what the… Z: Oh no, I couldn’t wear a belt with that. A: Why?
Z: Cause it would look odd.
A: Yeah, but this is my styling. Z: Exactly. Right, we’re now gonna cut to downstairs where I’m gonna go and try all this on. A: Starting wih brown trousers. Z: Yeah! A: Nala and I just waiting for Zoe to come in with outfit number one. How does it look? Z: Wow!
A: Do you like them? I think the top looks really nice. Z: Do you know what I think this is?
A: What? Z: It’s quite skin coloured. A: Yeah, they’re not very brown. They’re a good fit, though!
Z: So at a quick glance… It’s like “Oh, she’s got no trousers on.
Oh yeah, she does.” A: No, I think it does look good. I think they look really… If they were black,
I think they would look really good. Z: Yeah, I think if these were black…
Or just a darker brown Or like…
A: But in the vlog camera I think they look amazing. Z: Or like a khaki colour. A: I love it!
Z: Do you? A: Yeah, I think that looks really cool. Z: They’re not as comfortable
as I thought they would be. A: I think they look really cool.
Z: And then he top I just need to tighten. A little bit. It’s quite a nice like “Oh, I’m just gonna
like pot around the garden, like…” A: No!
Z: “Flip the town!” A: No, I think it’s a nice like “Oh, grab a couple of
nice drinks on the beach with friends.
Z: Yeah. Z: Cool, next outfit! What do you think of this?
A: Oh, I really wanted to like it… But I don’t like it.
Z: It’s so large! I don’t like it either! I feel like it’s really unflattering. A: Yeah, this is really flat. Z: It’s giving me no shape. But also, it’s just like massive bows. A: Oh…
Z: Yeah, I’m not a fan. Not a fan. A: Oh, I quite like it! Z: Yeah, I actually quite like this!
I think this is the most me outfit so far. A: I like the white top. Looks really good from behind. I think the bottoms could be done a tiny bit tighter,
but then it’ll be good.
Z: Yeah. Z: It’s a little bit like… Bag.
Z: In weird places. Like round my… Vagin…
A: No, just a little bit baggy like… Z: Here?
A: Yeah! Could you get them like tailored? Yeah, they look like they fit you when you do that. Yeah, that’s what you need, almost like pull it way up.
Z: I mean, now I’ve got a camel toe, though. Like that’s lierally–
A: I like the top! Z: Do you not like the trousers? It’s such a shame they fit like this.
A: I want to like them, but I don’t think I like them. Z: They need to be slightly stiffer. It looks like I’m going to bed. A: No, you need to– Number one, you can just see your knickers
through the shorts, cause they’re black. But also, you need to put the…
Z: This is like, so odd… The fit of this.
A: You need to put the top with like… Um… You need to put the top with some… With like trousers or something. Z: It’s so cute! This goes perfect! A: I know you’re joking. You’re an idiot. I don’t think that looks too bad. Z: What, the outfit? Do you not think I look like a twelve year old girl? A: I was about to say, yeah, the only thing I think it looks good, but it does look like very young outfit. You’re nearly 30. Yeah!
Z: Does this look better? This oufit?
A: Yeah, I really like that. I think that looks really good. That’s quite cool.
Z: I’m not sure about it. A: I quite like it.
Z: I think it makes me look like a pee head. A: No?
Z: I think it’s a bit long. If it was like there… I think it would be cool. But it’s just that little bit longer,
do you know what I mean? A: Yeah, but I think just to chill in,
like lounging around the house. Z: I’ve got lot of things that I’m just gonna be chilling
in and lounging around the house in. A: What do you think? Do you not like it? Z: No… It feels very like thin and quite stiff. It’s not like the nicest quality, feel. Like even when I’ve rolled the sleeves up. It’s just not…
A: Yeah, it’s quite… quite thin.
Z: I feel like it need to be… A: A big–
A: Yeah. Z: If it’s gonna be like long, then it needs to be like quite slouchy and I feel like this isn’t very slouchy. I love the colour though, which is such a shame. Which is your favourite outfit that I’ve actually put on? A: Probably the one… Probably the black top,
lacy one, with the travelling trousers.
Z: Okay. There we go, guys! I really hope you enjoyed the video. Make sure to give it a thumbs up if you did. Turn on your notifications
and subscribe if you haven’t already… And yeah… Check out Alfie, if you haven’t already. A: Let me know if you think I did a good job.
Z: Yeah, let him know if you think he did a good job. I actually was pleasantly surprised. I think you did quite a good job. Maybe I should do a… Maybe I should buy yours!
A: Yeah? Z: I should buy yours next!
A: Yeah? Z: Thanks so much for watching, guys!
And I’ll see you next week! A+Z: Bye!